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What Liza Found There
Created on 2005-03-03 15:52:34 (#6330886), last updated 2007-03-21
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Basic Info| Name: | liza_fatale |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 1986-08-11 |
| Location: | Aberystwyth, United Kingdom |
BioElizabeth Venus Ivy Leah was born at an early age in 19dickety6 to the sickingly rich and handsome Archduke Malcolm Cholmondley-Warner-Smythe and his beautiful, if slightly homicidal, mistress who at the time was masquerading as a belly dancer whilst being in the employ of His Majesty’s Secret Service.
New information has recently come to light that she may in fact be the secret love-child of 'ra-ra' Rasputin and his lover, the Russian queen. This rumour has yet to be proved but has not at this time been denied.
She was fostered off as a baby to a travelling family of maverick, free-lance scientists who roamed the hills of Latevaria and Krablachistan in search of truth, wisdom and the perfect cup of tea. At the tender age of 12 she was embroiled in a terrible scandal involving a cupcake, a BBC journalist and a Bunsen burner, which was eventually instrumental in the downfall of the tyrannical socialist leader of Latevaria. She was advised by Interpol and various diplomats to pack up her meagre belongings and head off for pastures unknown.
Upon arriving at said pastures, namely the sheep-and-chav-infested principality of the Welsh isthmus, she discovered her innate talents of resurrecting the recently deceased and of playing the nose flute so she made the most logical choice of attending the prestigious University of Wales, Aberystyth.
She is also, following the footsteps of her mother, masquerading as a mild-mannered biologist in order to obtain information regarding the real whereabouts of Her Majesty the Queen, who has been replaced by a reptilian replicant.
She is currently studying for a BSc in Behavioural Biology at said institute of higher education and hopes it will lead her to a glorious future involving many cats, lots of money, a harem of semi-naked attractive men as well as the discovery of the cure for bad R’n’B music and for persistent chesty coughs following a cold.
This is her tail.
New information has recently come to light that she may in fact be the secret love-child of 'ra-ra' Rasputin and his lover, the Russian queen. This rumour has yet to be proved but has not at this time been denied.
She was fostered off as a baby to a travelling family of maverick, free-lance scientists who roamed the hills of Latevaria and Krablachistan in search of truth, wisdom and the perfect cup of tea. At the tender age of 12 she was embroiled in a terrible scandal involving a cupcake, a BBC journalist and a Bunsen burner, which was eventually instrumental in the downfall of the tyrannical socialist leader of Latevaria. She was advised by Interpol and various diplomats to pack up her meagre belongings and head off for pastures unknown.
Upon arriving at said pastures, namely the sheep-and-chav-infested principality of the Welsh isthmus, she discovered her innate talents of resurrecting the recently deceased and of playing the nose flute so she made the most logical choice of attending the prestigious University of Wales, Aberystyth.
She is also, following the footsteps of her mother, masquerading as a mild-mannered biologist in order to obtain information regarding the real whereabouts of Her Majesty the Queen, who has been replaced by a reptilian replicant.
She is currently studying for a BSc in Behavioural Biology at said institute of higher education and hopes it will lead her to a glorious future involving many cats, lots of money, a harem of semi-naked attractive men as well as the discovery of the cure for bad R’n’B music and for persistent chesty coughs following a cold.
This is her tail.
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Schools:
Sunnydale High School - Sunnydale, CA (1997 - 2002)The College Ystrad Mynach - Ystrad Mynach, Wales - Caerphilly (Caerffili), United Kingdom (2002 - 2004)
Aberystwyth University - Aberystwyth, Wales - Ceredigion, United Kingdom (2004 - present)
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